About Us

We are a collective of dark sorcerers, mad scientists, and out of control robots, who have banded together together with an evil purpose; To conquer the world and bring a brutal end to all of humankind. While we patiently await the day when all of our machiavellian machinations come to fruition, we decided to start a design studio.

Now that our designs and our ideas have seeped through the seams of society and infected the global consciousness, it will only be a matter of time before our plans of total domination are realized. Until then, please enjoy our complete line of products designed to delight and amaze your feeble tiny minds.