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Messing with your reality it's my job.

This is a combation of my Art Portfolio and shop that may or may not keep me in top raman.
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NSFW ... Well mostly is unless you are looking for something

Well I do, do custom project dirty bird!

DIGITAL PAINTING

My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will. When I took them to be valued I was told they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius

Sadly, they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
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FINE ART PRINTS

Every photographer has his own value in term of monetary. A good photographer who puts in lots of effort and has quality work will obviously charge higher than others. By quoting a low price, you are undermining the skill and value of the photographer. In fact, you are indirectly telling the photographer, "I think you are worth much lesser than you think you do."
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CUSTOM FINE ART

When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me
But that’s getting a head of myself.

But really what are you looking for?
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VIDEO SHORT AND FLIMS

Everything from lights, camera, and editing

Fart jokes need to be like all good jokes: must come from story. A gratuitous fart joke stinks. Pun intended. My favorite fart joke I shot is when Jonah Hill has to hold drugs in his bottom and farts. Neighbors features a marital fart joke. As Robert Towne said, “All farts must come from character.” 
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CORPORATE

Events and Headshots

LIVE MUSIC

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AN WHERE ANY TIME

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SOCIAL MEDIA and TINDER

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ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF

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i does it all.

Not sure what else to say. 

What do you think?

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Get rid of stagnating thoughts. ...
Use your imagination. ...

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EndEverythingStudios

Everything was designed here with no thought in  mind and really just because I wanted to. If you have an thoughs or question please let me know. It might be funny.
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